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Kyacey Uscola Attacked by Pitbulls Outside the TUF House
May 23, 2010
11:11 am
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Kyacey
Uscola Attacked by Pit Bulls Outside the TUF House

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Kyacey Uscola tells the
story on TUF 11: The Aftermath: (video at the 18:30 min mark)

Stephan Bonnar: So Kyacey, after you got
off the show you had a pretty interesting fight, and this one was not
with humans but rather with a pack of pit bulls. What happened?

Kyacey
Uscola:
I was walking up to the side of the (TUF) house, along
the road, when these dogs sort of ran up on me and cornered me, and um
I’m an idiot I didn't run when I should’ve ran, I squared off with them
and sliced my hand punching one in the teeth. Got chunks bitten out of
my shoulder, hip, hamstring and the uh money one was that they bit
through my urethra and uh I had to have a catheter for two weeks…

SB:
The tooth actually pierced through your penis?

KU:
Yeah, all the way through.

SB: It bit a hole in
it?

KU: Yeah.

SB: Holy
shit.

SB: At any point did you try choking the
dog out? Or did you just throw strikes?

KU: I
didn’t want to get on the ground with them, it was all sprawl and brawl
man.

SB: So not too different from how you fight
then…

KU: Not too much.

KU:
The hooks I threw were from the hip, everything was no technique,
soccer kicks. (gestures wildly)

SB: That was a
month ago, how’s the recovery? Able to train again?

KU:
Getting there, somewhat 10 days ago I got into it.

SB:
How about you and the wife?

KU: Just easing in
to things.

SB: Maybe start with some blumpkins.

May 23, 2010
12:05 pm
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Surprised

 

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  But I'll laugh cause that was friggin hilarious.  Pain is always funny.  A bitten penis, so long as it remains in tact and the victem does not suffer any long term effects pretty much takes the cake.  Jackass has nothing on this story!

 

Kyacey, I hope you're alright bro.

 

Find the owner of those pits and sue them for all their worth.  The emotional trauma suffered should have you set for life.

 

Get well soon brotha.

May 24, 2010
1:56 am
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OUCH!  I've never heard of anything like this. Kyacey was well spoken and represented himself well in that interview.  Hope he's recovering ok.

Bonnar was hillarious.  LOL at blumpkins.

May 24, 2010
6:02 pm
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Haha. That has to suck! Props Kyacey on standing your ground not trying to run, those bastards are fast. If it makes ya feel any better, I was mauled by a cat when I was little and my ear that isn't cauliflower, is kinda misshapen and looks slightly like an elf ear.

And I have a friend who we give crap by calling him blumpkin. Haha. His name is Jordan Brus and a "slow" kid in our school randomly started singing "Jordan Blumpkin is a pumpkin." haha

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